[He laughs and bites at her finger like the weird unhinged creature he must look to be right now, then leans back a little into her arms.]

Would be pretty fuckin' funny though. Nah, we'll get cleaned up. Hey, if I'm a famous rock star, you think I get a discount at a fancy hotel?

[That's probably not how it works, famous rock stars are probably supposed to be rich. Oh well.

But they can still sneak into a nice room, right? At this time of night nobody will know any better. He bypasses the tacky places on the city outskirts and heads for downtown. It's always more fun to be right in the middle of it all.]