[Well, his affection certainly takes the sting out of getting soap in her eyes. He makes her laugh as he kisses her, and her hands rub up and down along his sides for a second before she starts working her hands through her hair to make sure all the grime gets washed away with the shampoo.]

Do you really think they'd buy an act like that?

[Her nose scrunches up, because she feels so weird pretending to be that sad just to get some drinks. But if it means getting him things he wants, she's all for it. Besides, a big fancy hotel like this won't hurt if they give away some free drinks and food.]

Maybe I should learn how to cry without actually being sad so it looks more convincing.