Oh yeah, it's fuckin' dumb. Guys always tryin' to make fun of people for havin' small dicks, or wishin' theirs were bigger. Y'know, it must fuckin' suck to be one a' the dudes who's into fucking other dudes, I bet all the dick comparing shit just gets worse. Then again, you gotta figure most girls have seen a buncha dicks too so they're always judging you whether you like it or not!

[Which makes him laugh. He doesn't care that much, thankfully - he's ever-confident, at least now. Maybe not as much when he was a kid. And now now, Chrissy only has, what, one other dick to compare to? And that dude was such an asshole that Johnnie can't possibly imagine her giving him any kinds of positive reviews.

These mushrooms are slow to act, but they were promised a smooth ride. Johnnie is pretty sure he's noticing the lights feel brighter, a little more vivid, but it's a thing that's taking its sweet time. Hopefully they're not just fucking weak. He wants San Francisco to dazzle before they leave.]