[Shit, what is he doing, he didn't even check for hidden goodies yet anyway! So while he digs through the glove box and the dash and under the seats for loose scraps of paper, he's also rooting around for fun hidden things. But the owners of the jeep are fucking boring - all he finds are some receipts, a pack of gum, a pack of cigarettes (those are his now at least), and a couple of pens with most of the ink gone.]
Goddamn, who keeps a car this clean? Okay, fuck it, you ready?
[It's lighter time. The receipts will have to do, once he wads them up, takes out his knife and cuts a seat open to reveal the shitty foam stuffing, then lights the paper on fire and snuggles it right into the gash in the upholstery.
It's a slow fire. Sort of a smolder. Fucking disappointing. He needs gasoline for this really, but what's a guy gonna do.
With a sigh of mild disappointment, he gets back there next to Chrissy to help push.]
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[Shit, what is he doing, he didn't even check for hidden goodies yet anyway! So while he digs through the glove box and the dash and under the seats for loose scraps of paper, he's also rooting around for fun hidden things. But the owners of the jeep are fucking boring - all he finds are some receipts, a pack of gum, a pack of cigarettes (those are his now at least), and a couple of pens with most of the ink gone.]
Goddamn, who keeps a car this clean? Okay, fuck it, you ready?
[It's lighter time. The receipts will have to do, once he wads them up, takes out his knife and cuts a seat open to reveal the shitty foam stuffing, then lights the paper on fire and snuggles it right into the gash in the upholstery.
It's a slow fire. Sort of a smolder. Fucking disappointing. He needs gasoline for this really, but what's a guy gonna do.
With a sigh of mild disappointment, he gets back there next to Chrissy to help push.]