[He snickers and lets her go off sniffing all she likes. He's going to follow visions of bacon. He can see it waving around in the air, all salty and greasy, beckoning him forward. Seems like it's going mostly the same direction she is, though - so that's helpful.]
Thanks, bacon. Bein' a real good dude.
[Yes, he said that out loud. Eventually the nearest cafe catches his eye with a neon OPEN sign and he's not totally sure if it's what Chrissy is sniffing out, but he can see bacon in there for sure. Like, mountains of it. Banners of it waving from the ceiling. Also the door says "coffee" so it can't be the wrong place.]
Hey babe, over here!
[Bacon door. Bacon handle which turns into regular metal as soon as he opens it. Yeah okay wow the bacon hallucination is strong, so he's just going to have to order some as soon as they sit down.]
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Thanks, bacon. Bein' a real good dude.
[Yes, he said that out loud. Eventually the nearest cafe catches his eye with a neon OPEN sign and he's not totally sure if it's what Chrissy is sniffing out, but he can see bacon in there for sure. Like, mountains of it. Banners of it waving from the ceiling. Also the door says "coffee" so it can't be the wrong place.]
Hey babe, over here!
[Bacon door. Bacon handle which turns into regular metal as soon as he opens it. Yeah okay wow the bacon hallucination is strong, so he's just going to have to order some as soon as they sit down.]