Yeah? Shit. That dude's one weird motherfucker.

[That might have come out as insensitive, he realizes in retrospect, but fuck it. Whatever. Guy was an asshole.

He reaches for where he dropped his jacket to fish out his cigarettes and lighter and lights up one to stew with for a minute while he watches her get dressed.]

I mean, I know he was your friend, but that dude fuckin' tried to kidnap you or some shit. You got a real weird track record with guys.

[Him included? Yeah, kind of, sure. By some perspectives maybe he kidnapped her too. But hell, she wanted to be. Doesn't count.]