[Oh fuck, she's really turning it up now. Turning what up exactly, he's not sure - that creepy fucking white girl thing they do when they feel so fucking entitled to everything. But he's so damn glad she knows how, because she gets them a table and he giddily follows along while playing it very cool, because obviously they eat in places like this all the time and it's very normal and not at all a scam.
They're seated promptly, and he gives Chrissy a look that would come with a snicker of success but all too quickly some waitstaff dude with white fucking gloves on comes to bring them ice water and glasses that look like wine glasses but apparently they're for the water.]
The drinks menu, sir and madam.
[He presents it in a little booklet bound in red leather, and then is off again. To get something else? To go deal with another table? Johnnie watches him curiously, and when he doesn't instantly resurface to give them something new he taps Chrissy's shin with his toe.]
Goddamn these people ate up your bullshit, that was fuckin' good!
[Oh shit but that dude is coming back already, he can see him from the direction of what must be the kitchen, with something else? What the fuck does he need to bring now? Better be snacks and not some kind of warm towelette situation.]
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They're seated promptly, and he gives Chrissy a look that would come with a snicker of success but all too quickly some waitstaff dude with white fucking gloves on comes to bring them ice water and glasses that look like wine glasses but apparently they're for the water.]
The drinks menu, sir and madam.
[He presents it in a little booklet bound in red leather, and then is off again. To get something else? To go deal with another table? Johnnie watches him curiously, and when he doesn't instantly resurface to give them something new he taps Chrissy's shin with his toe.]
Goddamn these people ate up your bullshit, that was fuckin' good!
[Oh shit but that dude is coming back already, he can see him from the direction of what must be the kitchen, with something else? What the fuck does he need to bring now? Better be snacks and not some kind of warm towelette situation.]