Apr. 19th, 2025 at 7:28 PM
[A few hours of open road makes for easygoing fun. It's great to be traveling again, and the feeling of Chrissy leaning up against his back, holding on tight while he whips ahead on a wide-open freeway through the pitch black of night is like nothing else. The last time they were racing up and down this freeway, they were on the way to go burn a bunch of people's lives down - but now that's hours back, back with the rest of the city. They've left the lights and have nothing to look at but the pavement in Johnnie's headlight, the glimpses of stars shining weakly through hazy clouds, and occasionally an oncoming car.
Johnnie hasn't exactly been trying to tune in to his senses or abilities or whatever it is he has - he's just been cruising, letting the night go by, enjoying their plunge northward without a care or a thought. So it is deeply irritating when the pavement quickly fades to a well-worn dirt track that almost tosses him and Chrissy to the ground, and it takes all of his skills to get the front wheel under control and to slow down before they hit a rock that really might launch them into the nearest alfalfa field. Or whatever it is that's here, whenever they've found themselves. Somewhere pre-freeway. Boo.
But there are a few lights ahead, and he did need a stop to pee, so, fuck it.]
Well, shit. Y'know, I dunno exactly where we are. Last sign said San Jose was still fuckin' hours off. You good? That was kinda shaky.
[As long as this dirt road stays packed, they can drive it, but it's going to be slow. Good thing they're almost to somewhere.]
Johnnie hasn't exactly been trying to tune in to his senses or abilities or whatever it is he has - he's just been cruising, letting the night go by, enjoying their plunge northward without a care or a thought. So it is deeply irritating when the pavement quickly fades to a well-worn dirt track that almost tosses him and Chrissy to the ground, and it takes all of his skills to get the front wheel under control and to slow down before they hit a rock that really might launch them into the nearest alfalfa field. Or whatever it is that's here, whenever they've found themselves. Somewhere pre-freeway. Boo.
But there are a few lights ahead, and he did need a stop to pee, so, fuck it.]
Well, shit. Y'know, I dunno exactly where we are. Last sign said San Jose was still fuckin' hours off. You good? That was kinda shaky.
[As long as this dirt road stays packed, they can drive it, but it's going to be slow. Good thing they're almost to somewhere.]
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Yeah! Well, I was makin' 'em chase me 'cause I didn't want 'em to come by here with us sitting still! Figured I'd drag 'em away from you then come back. So far, so good, but these fuckers are relentless. Almost as bad as LAPD.
[But cops are cops so that's not surprising. They're all assholes, all out to stop people from having a good fun night doing whatever they want to do. Like robbing places and fucking with enemies. It's so unfair.]
We're gonna have to go pretty far outta our way before I can turn back around. But, babe, don't worry, shit like that happens again? I ain't leavin' you behind! They'd have to put me in fuckin' jail first.
[Not the most romantic thing he's ever said to her, but it's right up there. She never thought he'd willingly leave her behind, but hearing him reassure her puts a smile on her face and she gives him a little squeeze as best as she can with that silly gas canister pressed between them.]
I don't always need you to, but I still like it when you protect me.
[He's the only person in the whole world that ever does it the right way.]
But hey, let's drive for a little while then stop and fill this thing up. Maybe we can tie it onto the back of the seat somehow so I don't have to hold it!
[That way both of her arms will be free to be firmly around him and she can cuddle up while they're on their way to pay a destructive and violent visit to their new friend Dante.]
[It'd be a helpful investment in general anyway. Maybe a couple bungee cords so the bolt cutters can get strapped down under his leg. They're stable enough for now but there's got to be a more space-efficient way to carry them.
When the sirens have died down for at least ten minutes, Johnnie decides the cops must have given up - they've truly lost them with all the zig-zagging and the racing down straightaways. He circles back to the last gas station they passed, and pulls up to investigate.
This one is still staffed apparently, late into the night. There's an attendant at a register inside, and a car ahead of them just now pulling away, and he can't work out if that's helpful to them or not.]
Could drive around to a closed one maybe, there's gotta be somethin' that isn't 24 hours here, right?
[As he wonders, the attendant looks up at them sitting still on the pavement there, and pokes his head out the front door.]
Hey there! You need a hand?
Huh? Oh yeah, I need to use the bathroom! Can you show me where yours is?
[The guy smiles and motions for her to come on in.]
Sure. The men's room is out back, but we got one inside for the ladies. You okay pumping gas, man?
[He's clearly only asking Johnnie to be polite and offer customer service, but he's already heading back inside to show Chrissy where to go to the bathroom. She's hoping that will give Johnnie time to get the gas in the can and find something to tie it to the bike with while she goes to the bathroom and then talks the guy's ear off for a while.]
Johnnie waves the guy off and fills up the gas can, then fills up the bike while he's at it, because damn, would sure be a shame to run out at the wrong time and he's getting low after all that running around earlier.
She's doing a great job keeping the attendant occupied while Johnnie wanders in to poke around the shelves. A couple bungee cords tuck into his jacket easy enough, along with a stick of jerky and a candy bar, he's feeling snacky. Make that two candy bars, since she'll want one too.
And then he slinks back out, hoping she's keeping an eye out for him doing just that so she can rejoin him without him ever having to deal with the attendant. He might wonder later about the payment for the gas but by then they'll be long gone.]
I got you a present in there!
[It comes out an excited song, and she struts a pretend guitar as she hops around until she settles at the back of the bike where he's securing the gas canister with a bungee cord.]
And it looks like you got what we needed, so we should be good to go, huh?
[She gives a little tug to the bungee, and gasps in amusement at the sound it makes as it slaps back down into place.]
[He leans in to give her a quick kiss, then catches the surprised expression through the window on the cashier's face and gives him a cocky eyebrow raise before hopping on the bike.]
Time to fuckin' go, hold on tight!
[It's unnecessary, the speed at which the bike takes off and the engine noise that comes with it, but Johnnie howls with joy at his own stupid display as they tear off into the night.]
All right, now we just gotta remember the way to the stupid fuckin' clubhouse. Follow the tags, right? At least I remember kinda what part of town it was in, we'll find it.
It only takes a few minutes to find the first sign of tagging, and it guides them the right way. It's not so late that the Jawbreakers are all hanging out in one place yet, and the streets are full of them on high alert. They're definitely noticed as they drive through, and Chrissy holds onto Johnnie a little tighter as she eyes a group of four guys that are so built that it looks like they could break her back over their knee if they wanted to.]
I was gonna ask how we're supposed to get them all into their clubhouse. But I think we've got guys following us.
[Actually, there's a lot of girls with them. Gangs sure do become a lot more girl oriented in the 80s. That's pretty progressive. It's too bad they'll have to die with everybody else.]
Oh hey, take a left up at this light. We definitely went that way to find Dante.
Johnnie takes the left with a nod, agreeing that it looks familiar. From here, it was pretty straightforward - if a few extremely brain-dead kids could get them there, then there wasn't anything difficult about it. Just a matter of following along until they see the lights of the Roadhouse down the next block.
So Johnnie slows a little, intentionally, making sure they're noticed and that people have time to catch up, before he zips on off to a side road.]
I want 'em in the building. If they come here lookin' for us an' lose us, they might all meet up to make sure everyone knows we're back. Kinda hoping they do, anyway.
Let them have a few minutes. Keep driving, we need to find something to secure the door so no one can get out.
[There's a few windows in the place people can jump out of, and that's fine. But she'd much rather make them panic by locking them inside. Dante may not even still be alive. If he is though, she wants him to get the message he really fucked up right before he dies.]
There has to be some kind of lumber or something somewhere around here. It's an industrial area.
[Aluminum or something like that. Is that a thing? Maybe fiberglass. Something hard to break but easy for them to carry on their way back.
She's right though that this is going to be an easy place to find whatever they want to find. It's only a few minutes of driving further before he spots a construction supplies yard and pulls up to the fence. Locked up, just like that hardware store, but the fence is chain link and they have bolt cutters.]
Go ahead an' look. I'm gonna stay here an' keep an eye on things.
[She kisses his cheek and hops off the bike, grabbing the bolt cutters before she heads over toward the fence. Time is of the essence here, and she hurries her way over to work at the lock until it breaks. There's no problem slipping through the gate, and she walks at a brisk pace to look around.
It takes her a few minutes to find a metal pipe, one that's light enough for her to pick up and long enough to secure a door. She grabs it and runs back out to the bike, and tosses the bolt cutters to him as she climbs on the back and takes a second to figure out how to hold the pole so they can get going.]
I hope this thing will hold. I guess even if it doesn't, we can use it to hit people with.
[Which sounds pretty fun in its own right, honestly.]
[All said while getting the bike going again, and with a roar of the engine they're back on the move.]
Y'know, it's one a' those things that sounds way easier than it is! 'Cause if you hit wrong you'll fuckin' fall off, or pop your arm outta socket! But damn if it don't feel good when you knock the other guy off instead!
[Honestly, how did any of his friends survive childhood? Or adulthood. Barring him, yeah, yeah.
He takes a circuitous route back toward Dante's, mostly to give them all more time to gather up. Hopefully not too much time, though - the last thing he wants is for them to all be in cars cruising up and down looking for them. But if that's what it comes down to then whatever, burning the building down with a few people in it still sends a message. As long as Dante is dead before they leave town, he'll be content.]
[She can vaguely remember him telling her that in passing when they first met and were on the road, and how proud he was of himself. The memory brings on fond laughter that only amplifies as he keeps on talking. Yeah, she's pretty sure she'd end up with the arm out of socket but maybe she'd luck into getting some guy off his bike.
It feels ridiculous to be holding the pipe as they drive along, and by the time they reach the area around the Jawbreaker clubhouse she's hoping some guys are outside so she can joust the pipe right through them. There's no one really outside though, but she can hear a whole lot of voices inside the old warehouse building. Which is pretty impressive, they're not right up against it. But someone inside is getting everybody fired up.
She laughs as she considers it's poetic somehow since they're about to be all burned up.]
Even if it's not everybody, it's enough. Let's get the gas poured all around first, then we can try locking them in.
[It makes more sense to her to do that, just in case they're caught mid gasoline pouring and have to stop and take off running. They don't want to waste valuable time putting a metal pipe in the door handles.]
Here, I'll go pour.
[She's feeling awfully brave and confident. It would've been terrifying to her even a month ago to have to be the one to go up alone and pour gasoline around the perimeter of another gang's hangout. And look at her now, all eager to get the job done. The Ender better be proud of her and her progress, wherever he is.]
And then while she empties out the last of the gasoline, he does the other critical thing and quickly grabs the yellow and the white cans of spray paint. If there's time they can fancy things up later, really make their mark stand out, but a quick W and E divided by a lightning bolt on the street in front of the building will do the job if that's all they have time for.
That done, he tosses those back in the saddlebags just in time to see a car rounding the corner - one that, when the driver spots them, quickly starts to speed up.]
Outta time, baby girl! Better light it up!
[He wheels the bike around and heads straight for her with an arm out, ready to pull her onto the moving motorcycle if he has to. There's angry yelling from that car, and a reckless gunshot that goes wide - but fuck, if those dudes hit the gas, could they start it themselves? He doesn't want to be close enough to find out.]
Of course, his warning makes her panic and she fumbles a little. But she doesn't drop the lighter and gets things lit, and hurries over to light another point before she pops upright. That's when she takes notice of the car rushing toward them, with the gunshot following shortly after. She yelps and takes off running toward Johnnie with flailing arms that look like limp noodles. With his much more solid arm outstretched, he's able to grab her as he drives past, but she jumps at the same time to make it easier on him.
She swings her leg so it goes over the seat and she lands on the back, and instantly wraps both arms tight around him as another gunshot fires off. That one goes wide as well but is close, and this time she shouts in fear.
All that noise draws the attention of the men inside, and she hears them trying to get the door open. A downright devilish smile takes over her face as she cackles in delight. They're zooming off past everything then, and she shouts and howls even as they're still being chased.]
We gotta keep these guys tailing us so they don't go help everybody else!
The fire is building quickly on account of the gasoline. Johnnie can't feel it, can't hear it over the bike, but he can imagine the heat at his back and the roar of the flames. The golden light growing stronger and stronger is impossible to ignore, though - until they round the corner at high speed, as he does as Chrissy suggests and works to draw that car away from the burning building.
It only works for so long. Those guys are all yelling, he can just make it out over the engine, and they eventually must have agreed to go back and try and get their friends out because the car splits off from its path and stops tailing them. Johnnie frowns and pulls the bike around to head back down one of the streets parallel to the one the Roadhouse is on.]
Think we distracted 'em as long as we can. Man, it's gotta be a fuckin' oven in there though!
[They should just leave, but he can't. He has to drive closer, go see the whole thing up in flames. And once it's in sight, with those towering pillars of orange and red, he whoops and howls and laughs as they speed on past.
One of the guys in the car has taken a baseball bat and used that to push the pipe out of the door handles, but thick smoke billows out. Anyone still in there is probably going to find it tough to make it to the door in time.]
It's too bad we didn't grab a camcorder yet. This would've been so good to record and bring back for everybody back home to see. Dale and Rigo really would've loved it.
[That just means they'll have to do this again once they do get one. Her arms slide back around him to hug him tight, and she kisses the back of his neck a few times before working around to the spot right beneath his ear.]
Gosh though, I hope Dante's in there. Maybe we should spray paint a few other tags around the area just so they know for sure it was us. In case there's anyone that survives, I mean.
[They're not going to chase those people down and run them over or stab them or anything...probably. They can live and tell everybody in town about the World Enders and why it's not a good idea to mess with them.]
[Surely these won't be the only assholes they run across. And there's always always cops.
He reaches back briefly to give her knee a squeeze in return for the kisses, then steers the bike around to a corner nearby - not right next to the flames, but in view of them down the small side street they're stopped on. If cops and fire crews come, they're not likely to come up from behind them.]
All right babe, pick your favorite color. Let's write all over this shitty fuckin' neighborhood.
[He's getting first dibs - he wants white. It stands out so well, especially at night. Red might be his favorite color, but writing tags with white is always the right move in his opinion. He'll leave all the fancy coloring to the ones who like to get all artistic with it.]
He opts for white, but she decides that red sounds fun for now. She grabs it and gives it a good shake, giggling at the sound as she does. Whatever he starts off with is a little different than her own. She does a pretty W & E with a squiggly bolt, but then uses the red to draw a heart around it.
She's primed after that, and finds a dumpster to spray paint her initials & Johnnie's initials with a lightning bolt between them. By that point he's probably already tagged the whole block, but that's okay. It's the effort that counts here. He doesn't look like he's done though, so she skips along tagging tons of World Ender memorabilia all over whatever surface she can find.]
Hey, I'm just about out!
[It's called out to him as she draws a series of hearts in varying sizes along a wooden fence that's been painted white. It's adorable and she poses beside her handiwork.]
How long do you think we should stick around?
With his can approaching empty, and with his eyes constantly scanning for signs anyone might move in on them, he makes his way back toward the bike - and happens across quite a lot of Chrissy's hearts along the way, which makes him burst with laughter.]
Oh fuck! Yeah, real threatening. Shit, all right, yeah we better get a move on. Fire an' cops'll be headin' toward that building any minute, we don't wanna be here when they get here.
[Fuck this paint can, it doesn't have enough left to be useful. He tosses the thing aside and straddles the bike seat, and gets the engine started.]
Much as I'd love to sit an' watch those fuckers burn to death, I don't really wanna wind up in jail in San Francisco, we got a lot more driving to do!
We gotta go back and find our stuff at that temple, right?
[The fun part of that will be the fact she was so excited by the fire that she potentially has forgotten how to get back where they stashed everything.]
Let's go find it and then head back to the hotel to pack everything up and get outta here. If any Jawbreakers are still around, they're gonna come looking for us.
[He shouts toward the fire, but the yelling in return doesn't sound directed at him anyway. They're busy - the ones outside trying to help their friends, the ones inside trying not to die. Nobody is ready yet to come chase after them. Probably never will be.
With a joyous cackle, Johnnie pulls her up onto the bike, then takes off. Before they fully leave the scene though, he does one last loop around the block so he can howl and jeer at the people trying desperately to claw their way out of the building. The people outside have pulled the pipe from the door handles, but there's so much fire billowing out that it looks like they can't get closer.
One of them hears the two on the bike and shouts, and tries to throw the pipe like a javelin. It's nowhere near as effective as he might have hoped, though, so it rolls off with a clang onto the pavement somewhere behind them. Johnnie pulls the front wheel off the pavement in a wheelie briefly just to show off before they're fully out of sight.]
Fuckers! Those assholes are really gonna fuckin' regret ever messing with us. Okay, I think we go this way? That temple thing can't be too hard to find.
[She laughs as they speed away, and once she's sure no one is following she outstretches both of her arms and howls to the night sky. It's great to be able to make people explode and everything, but there's just something about physically lighting things on fire that's really special. It's impossible not to give into the pure joy and rush of adrenaline she's feeling, and her arms wrap tight around him and she holds him close so he can feel her heart racing against his back.
He's mentioning something about the temple right after, and she shrugs even though he can't see it.]
I bet there aren't too many temples around here. There's churches everywhere, but - oh! Turn up ahead! I remember that gas station.
[Whether it's the exact one they went by before or another one similar remains to be seen. But she sounds confident, and she thinks that's the only thing that really matters.]
[It's not that hard to backtrack. Their memories combined (and sober) get them back to the temple without too much difficulty. Sunrise is still at least an hour or two off, although here in San Francisco it may even come later - the fog has rolled in overnight and on this side of the hill it's even more obvious, where it has filled up all of the spaces between buildings and the bay, hanging low enough to make visibility start to suffer at the far end of the street.
There's stirring in one of the old homes across the street from the temple - a light on, shadows moving behind the curtains. But Johnnie pays it no attention. They won't be here long. He parks and hops off, striding right toward those big doors to head inside and grab their stashed treasures.
If anyone is especially attentive come morning they might notice the new footprints on the carpet, but by then the two of them should be long gone. Johnnie pops the trunk open and starts dragging out armfuls of their stolen hoard.]
I wonder if they got anything else we can grab while we're here? Don't places like this have wine?
[Or maybe Jewish ones don't. He's fully clueless.]