[And just as dramatically, he gasps and clutches a hand to his chest, then goes limp. For about two seconds, before he laughs and an arm around her.]

Damn! Dead all over again, you sneaky fuckin' bloodsucker.

[He rolls them both so that she's on her back and he's on top of her, then dives in for a lengthy kiss, though it's one without any real hunger behind it. Just nice to feel her lips on his, really. He snickers and follows it with a little peck before scooting away and sitting up to find clean clothes to put on.]

I'll deal with the pizza guy when he comes. Figure at least one of us better have pants on.

[And she can stay naked allll she wants as far as he figures. She can hide under the blankets or something. Seems a shame to make her get up when she looks so relaxed.]